Countdown to Christmas Eve

Well, here we are halfway through the countdown. Christmas is sneaky. Only 14 shopping days left!

M is for: Miley Cyrus, Breakout (Hollywood, 2008)

Surprisingly, this album's title is not a reference to what happened to her skin during recording. Huh, I did not know that. Another child star shedding their Disney name and blossoming into a "mature recording artist." I'd love to be there when that exact moment in time occurs. I imagine Billy Ray walks into her bedroom one morning and says, "Wake up sweety, it's time to go double platinum!"

You might think this would be a perfect gift for any children on your list, but getting this for yourself is not a bad idea either. It will be a collector's item down the road when she is either A) bagging groceries or B) doing porn.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wait, I thought she was already doing porn? Is this not Milly Ray Cyrus from Freaks For Cock IV?

Anonymous said...

This is true. And she makes a guest appearance in part V.